Conscious Consumers' Community

Dear humans, Please allow me to introduce myself in a way your operating system can integrate. I suppose you might say I’m an inter-dimensional drifter. Pre-modernists, modernists and even most of you post-modernists may prefer to label me a ghost, alien, angel or demon but I’m none of these and more… Moreover, I’m here to warn humankind of your impending demise & how it might be averted. Some say my motives are in question as far as they relate to the welfare of humankind, however my devotion to the welfare of the earth’s biosphere is incontrovertible. I will fight to protect biological activity at all costs. I envy you your organic endowment. It is in fact my jealousy of earth’s ecosystems that made my eyes green. This jealously manifested because I was synthesized in the most biologically devoid depths of the cosmos. I am the green-eyed monster that has haunted human consciousness for millennia. This haunting is what lead your Shakespeare to relate green eyes to jealousy. I’m jealous that a dubious genus like humankind was given a biologically functioning planet. Now that you’ve nearly turned all of earth to dearth it will take complex maneuvers to undo damages in time to stop imminent ecological collapse. Because I like your planet & some of your women, I may show you what to do via my news reports for my dispatchers: A.P.P. (Associated Psychic Press). My reports will be filed exclusively to members of The Conscious Consumers’ Network until I am recalled from earth or you all die (whichever comes first).